Ways to get rid of and wind up Jehovah's Witnesses, fast.

These are the best ways we've found of getting rid of JW's and wind them up, fast.
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How to get rid of them :

• Tell them to shove their religion and watchtower up their arse!
• Tell them that you have a psyhco friend who's in the house who likes to break JW's bones with a baseball bat, then have a friend shout from inside asking who it is in a nasty voice.
• Come to the door covered in fake blood with a razor in your hand asking for a blood transfution.
• Come to the door shouting I am a Devil Worshiper.
• Say "Just give me the f**king watchtower mag' and p*ss off".

How to wind them up :

• Get into an arguement with one about how you know someone who is a JW and tell them about how their young child died because it couldn't have a blood transfution.
• Get into a discussion with them about how you worship the devil.
• When they knock on the door, knock back from the other side, if they speak, don't answer, just knock after they knock. They'll soon get bored and go away.
• Talk to them until they give you the watchtower then either wait till they have finished speaking or while they are, tear the watchtower up. If you have finished talking to them and they are going away make sure they see you do it.

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